I've been searching about for some weeks for a way to convey my sense of sheer terror at the prospect of reading in the same room as John Barth, and I keep returning to this late eighteenth-century anecdote told by Johann Reichardt about Bach:
Bach one day came into a large company while a musical amateur was sitting and improvising at the harpsichord.The moment the latter became aware of the presence of the master, he sprang up in awe and left off with a dissonant chord. Bach was so agitated by this musical distress that he passed right by his host, rushed to the harpsichord, resolved the dissonant chord, and made an appropriate cadence. Only then did he approach his host and make a bow of greeting.
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